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    Post by Dark Link on Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:12 am

    yo momma so fat when she gets in the weight scale it says to be continued


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    Post by G.K.S. on Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:27 am

    Your momma is fat that when she got on the weight scale it said "One at a time."


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    Post by Dark Link on Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:43 am

    LMAO now thats a good one!!
    yo momma so fat when she went out side in a red dress everyone yelled "HEY KOOL-AID"!!


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    Post by G.K.S. on Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:12 am

    Your momma is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, they said "sorry no professionals"


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    Post by Tertle on Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:12 am

    Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
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    Post by Gamer2020 on Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:24 am

    yo mama so fat she got a ticket for standing in a no parking zone.
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    Post by Dark Link on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:49 am

    Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


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    Post by G.K.S. on Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:14 am

    Your momma is so fat her waist size is the equator.


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    Post by Gamer2020 on Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:02 am

    Yo mama so fat she became plutos replacement...
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    Post by Dark Link on Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:40 am

    Yo mama so hairy they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower


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    Post by G.K.S. on Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:54 pm

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


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    Post by Dark Link on Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:40 pm

    Yo momma is so poor she couldn't afford to pay attention


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    Post by G.K.S. on Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:40 pm

    Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!


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    Post by Gamer2020 on Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:21 pm

    i make mine up...

    Yo mama so fat she has a "lift with crane" sign on her.
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    Post by Dark Link on Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:27 pm

    yo momma so poor she goes and licks people fingers at KFC


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    Post by G.K.S. on Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:36 pm

    Yo momma is so fat when she lies in the beach, no one else gets the sun.


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    Post by Dark Link on Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:02 pm

    yo momma so fat her roller skates are buses


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    Post by G.K.S. on Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:08 pm

    Yo momma is so fat they prepare for the tsunami when she jumps in the ocean.


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    Post by Dark Link on Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:34 pm

    yo momma so fat when she jumps people prepare for an earthquake


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    Post by G.K.S. on Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:43 pm

    Yo momma is so fat, she put the buffet place out of business on her first visit.


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    Post by Dark Link on Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:51 pm

    yo momma is so fat she put cookie monster out of business


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    Post by G.K.S. on Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:41 pm

    Yo momma is so ugly, your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


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    Post by ÄgàmêñÐmØÑ on Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:32 am

    Yo momma is so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
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    Post by G.K.S. on Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:40 am

    Yo momma is so fat, people ask her why she didn't take her mask off after Halloween.


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    Post by Dark Link on Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:43 am

    yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what she was doing she told me moving


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