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Your momma is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell taxi.
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G.K.S.
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yo momma!
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Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
~~~
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
==============
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
@@@@@@@@
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Your momma is so old she saw everything on the history book before in a newspaper.
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yo momma so old she took her driving lessons in a dinosaur
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yo mama so fat, that when she laid on the beach, Greenpeace tried to tow her back into the ocean.
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yo momma so fat when a car hit her she said who threw that rock
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Yo momma is so fat, insurance companies don't cover damage for cars if it hits her. (I don't know if they will cover if it hit a normal person anyway XD)
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yo momma so fat when she sees a yellow bus full of white kids she says stop that twinkie
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Yo momma is so ugly, her boss asks her to take a vacation so he doesn't have to see her.
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yo momma so fat she invented sumo wrestling
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Yo momma is so fat, the started fast food places around her house.
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your mama so ugly they hired her in texas to just stand there and scare away mexicans.
(hope im not offending anyone.)
(hope im not offending anyone.)
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yes you are
yo momma so stinky that even fly's run away from her
yo momma so stinky that even fly's run away from her
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It was just a joke...
Yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test.
Yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test.
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Yo momma is dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
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yo momma so old she farts dust
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yo mama so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.
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yo momma so hairy they people thought she was chewcaca jr
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Yo momma is so stupid she failed the blood test.
(Did someone say this joke or did I read it somewhere)
(Did someone say this joke or did I read it somewhere)
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yeah i did!
yo mama so ugly animal control keeps getting calls about her.
yo mama so ugly animal control keeps getting calls about her.
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Yo momma is so fat, she got her own area code.
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yo mama so fat they sent her a job application from sea world.
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yo momma so fat she got her own company of porkchops
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yo mama so poor she shoplifts free samples.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she sits around the place, she literally sits around it.